All comics by eggzbroperson

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Where the heck are you from?!?!
Where the heck are you from?!?!
Kid, quit copying me!
Kid, quit copying me!
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Everyone, I know you dream of what the afterlife is. I do too. Mabye this comic will help your wonders, but it may also change them. This comic may make you laugh or it might just ruin youre life.
Demons lurk in Hell. No man ever wants to go there. No one knows what Hell is like.......except for the mortals that have gone there.
Heaven is where the good go. All is happy in Heaven. Most will go, but some will not. It depends on how your life goes. If you were a robber or a killer, you are probably in Hell.
Yeah, I've been a good boy!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
I hate aliens!!!
Zweepo?
Die, you (language filter)!!!!
Zweeeeeeeeeep!!!
Remember to watch the next one if you dare!
Gross! Red and yellow blood! Good thing I got hit by the red blood!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Sir! Zweepo has been murdered by a deranged easter bunny! Send search parties to find the killer!
I will send my best aliens. The leader shall be E.T.
So E.T. goes to the scene...
God, it's disgusting in here!
It's the killer!
Move one inch and your head comes off!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Men, don't move!
One of your men just flicked a booger of his finger! Say goodbye to your head!
I gotta get out of here!
Sir! Too many men are getting killed by that deranged bunny!
I'll stop it some how!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Die, you wretched elf!
You're going on the naughty list!
Merry Christmas!
You too!
Sir! Elffy McElfElf got killed by a bunny!
Ho! Ho! Ho! I'll send a group of helpers to get the bunny!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Why haven't you sent help yet?!?
Don't interupt! I'm with a client!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
I'm a boy, you idiot!
Back at the house......
Getting evil....must kill...trying to break out of this mind control...

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Dude i just wanna say...
THE BUNNY MASECRE SERIES ROCKS!!!!!
Thank that guy who made them. You rock. You should read my series called CooCoo Easter Bunny. Thanks again.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
WATCH OUT EASTER BUNNY!!!
I wish there was a way i could be nicer....
NOOO!! EASTER BUNNY!!!
NOOOOO!!!!! The End

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
WATCH OUT EASTER BUNNY!!!
I wish there was a way i could be nicer....
NOOO!! EASTER BUNNY!!!
NOOOOO!!!!! The End

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
WATCH OUT EASTER BUNNY!!!
I wish there was a way i could be nicer....
NOOO!! EASTER BUNNY!!!
NOOOOO!!!!! The End

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Hi! I'm Strong Glad! This is my pet alien, Waffle.
That's me!
We took a trip to Waffle's home town, Waffleville.
We have a clone building that looks like the White House!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Now we didn't want to come here.
We got teleported by some creepy zombies. Heres our story:
The Story...
I'm glad we went to this haunted house.
Uhhh. Me too!
Hey, Strong Glad! It's a zombie!
Uhhhhh.........

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Waffle! We gotta get the #$@% away from here!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Random
I'm a flying peice of bacon!
Do I look hot?
Randomer
I love you.
Ready for the hot tub kids!
Randomest
Im sorry I killed all those people.
Do you like Heavy Metal? Cuz if you do I like you.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
I'm Munky!
I'm Johnathin Davis!
And together we are a band named...
KoRn
I know it's a dumb comic but I hope KoRn sees this. I'ts a good band

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Back to the story...
So thats basicly how we got here.
Yeah!
Peew! Waffle did you fart again?
Yeah!
Thats all we wanted to tell you sooo...IT'S OVER!!!
BYE - BYE!!!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Hi! I hate you.
Go to Hell!!!
Whats up, my good man?
So you found the place.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Welcome to Reaper Talk! Today we have a special guest.....Satan!
Hello! What's your favorite hobbie?
I like to take peoples souls.
Well that's all the time we have today. Join us next time to see me kill people with my syth.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Welcome back to Reaper Talk! Today I'm gonna kill people! Let's get started!
You first!
Please! Don't do this!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Thanks for coming to my funeral.
You're next!
Merry Christmas!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
The Army states that your show is over.
Oh well...I guess I should.....
KILL YOU!!!
THE END

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
It says here that the French cloned bacon and made them attack people.
What a load of baloney.
Mabye it WAS baloney.
It's a lie.
Don't expect me to beleive it either.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Hi! I'm gonna eat ya!
OK!!!
Ow.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Domo origoto
Mr. Roboto
Domo
Domo
I'm trying to tell you something
Domo Domo

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Ow.
See! I told you not to play with the hammer!
Ow.
See! i told you not to play near the trash can!
See! I told you not to play with the garbage disposal!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Hi! I'm Bob the Clown! This is our introductional episode so ill show you my other friends.
Here's Drunkie. He's always... you know...loopy.
Hiya howdy thrift store!
These are Bob's friends. Now get ready for the first episode!
Here's Meep. He isn't so bright.
This is fun.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
That'll teach you to pull on Bob's pant leg!
I'll kill you, too, you little brat!
What did you say?
Umm... i'll fill you with happiness till you're big and fat.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
I challenge you to a hammer war!
Ok
Ow. You are strong. But I won't hit you in the head...
I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!!!.....Jack?.....Oh No! I killed my best friend!!!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
Ello, mate! Me off to steal me some loot.
Can you steal me some bacon?
Hey! I have your bacon!
Thank ya, child!
Bye-Bye chef!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
You really should read this book. It's called "Murder for Dummies".
Nah. I'm not a dummie. And I'm not into the whole killing business.
Can I just show you one page?
Fine.
Step 1. Take your victim into a dark ally. Step 2. Slash your victems throat to kill him. Step 3. Throw your victem out in public to cause a commotion (See picture below).

 

WOAH! I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T REAL!
WOAH! I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T REAL
by eggzbroperson, 11-24-07

 

by eggzbroperson
11-24-07
If I light my self with a match, what will happen?
Oh! That's wat will happen.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
I, George W. Bush, will now search for weopons of mass destruction. For all I know I could step on one right....
now.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Mommy, can I play with the garbage disposal?
Uhhhh......Yeah sure whatever.
Well...one less mouth to feed.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Should I keep my baby?
Ask that qwestion one more time, and it's bye-bye time for you!!!
Should I keep my baby?
Ok! THAT'S IT!! BYE-BYE!!!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Baby! Why is Matt laying on the ground? And why is there blood smeared on the wall?
Be careful. You don't know what happened to the last guy (wich was matt) who asked too many qwestions.
You're next.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Baby, your times up.
NOOOO!!!
THE END!!!!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Matt. I'm sorry but I have to break up with you.
Abby, why?
A hot girl like me can't live with an ugly geek like you.
But I can change.
But how are you going to give up video games.
You're right. We should break up. Halo 2 is more important to me than you.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Git up! You know you're down with the sickness.
You mother git up. you know you're down with the sickness.
You F*cker git up. You know you're down with the sickness.
Then this is the gift that has been given to me.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
So do I get the job?
Of course! I'll show you to your room
Pretty niffty.
Oh absoulutly! Wait till I show you your homework!
I quit.

 

Hey. Can you help me get my arm back on?
I would if I could but I have the same problem as you.
by eggzbroperson, 11-25-07

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to!
That's not funny.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO LAUGH AT THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY!!!
OW! POW! WHIP! SMASH!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
help me. this isnt a comic. some guy kidnapped me and threw me in his room I dont know if he will kill me
CALL THE POLICE

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
We're almost to grandma's!
Yay! I love the smell of her house. It smells like dry-cleaned underwear!
We're here! Where is Bearry? Oh well. Hey why does it smell like blood in here?
Looks like Bearry found the chainsaw!

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
I'm gonna take your brains out. Now this will only hurt for a second.
Ok.
See! It wasn't that bad.
Uhhhhh.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
I'm an ugly donkey!
I see that.
Wanna be friends.
No.
Ok, bye then.
Bye....

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
You're the guy I saw on Reno 911 last night!
Yep! Thats me!
Can I have an autograph for all my friends?
Sure.
Ok! Get started!
Ok.........

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
You know, I don't aprove of talking bacon----Hey, is that turkey bacon
Uh-Oh.
That is goooooood turkey bacon!
Ow.

 

by eggzbroperson
11-25-07
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Cuz I was speeding.
And why were you speeding?
Cuz too many beer bottles were on the peddal.

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