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by eh270
10-26-01
I HAEV BROKEN TEH RECORDS
[localhost:~] emil% uptime 4:45PM up 4 days, 15:21, 1 user, load averages: 1.34, 1.22, 1.17
oh noe!
i'm sure 4 days is the world record for uptime emil ;-)

 

by eh270
10-26-01
yuo are teh rox0rs!!!
you'll have to speak english....
i don't know alien
those suer are nice shoes.
what?

 

by eh270
10-26-01
hey jennifer
hey emil, why are you calling me jennifer?
that's your name, isn't it?
but noboby ever calls me jennifer
how did yuo go all your life living as 'jen' but never get called jennifer?
hey, do you know how to crack a password?

 

by eh270
10-26-01
i am stressing here. can't find a route in the west village!
ok i will let you work then sorry
are you working out?
NO I AM MAKING COMICS ABUOT YUO!!!
fine

 

by eh270
10-26-01
HEY
whoah. easy there.
sorry about taht. in the city tonight or no??
yeah, that party with jess thing
I don't think you told me about this one
you claimed to have been there, remember?

 

by eh270
10-26-01
you are a crazy girl.
out!
owie!

 

by eh270
10-26-01
hey crazy girl.
HEY! JERK!!
jerk.

 

by eh270
10-26-01
sophie !!!
"In the hours closest to Neverland and the cairns between worlds, those eyes unfocused often."
uh.. ok

 

by eh270
10-26-01
one day i will beat you in tennis while wearing flip flops.
one day i will beat you in tennis while wearing flip flops.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
i know, you are the master.

 

by eh270
10-27-01
hey
head..hurts
hehe
owie
you obviously need tequila.
NOOO

 

by eh270
10-27-01
they can edit the colors in their fun GUI editor or whatever
yes but not all of teh peoples are as l33t as us!!
well then they are not going to be able to figure out how to enter in their URL in the variavle
sux0rs to be them!!
what is a variavle?

 

by eh270
10-27-01
does it seem fair to you that a chinese food delivery man carrying $20 worth of general tso's chicken should get the same tip as a japanese food delivery man carrying $20 worth of sushi (2 rolls)?
see, I think the weight matter less than the distance
same distance from the chinese food place and the japanese food place
its not like a waiter -- with a waiter the bill is usually more because there are more people which means more work, or its a fancier restaurant which means they serve you better
but not only is the distance the same, but the japanese food is lighter AND more expensive
same distance and same price and you're ordering less than fifty pounds of The General? tip the same. if he had to carry The General in a bucket, it would be a different matter.

 

by eh270
10-28-01
did you work everything out with that chick, by the way?
after last saturday?
well, i kissed her
and then i went home by myself.
but i haven't called her since
so i imagine she's either really ticked off, or.. well, probably that.

 

by eh270
10-28-01
wut r u people talkin about
give urself a tick tak
Cum in my site to see PICS/VIDEOS of me and my girl friends we also do LIVE WEBCAM) Im 19swf
any cute girls in here wana get eatin out im me or press 44444444444444
jimmy crack corn and I DON"T CARE!!!!!
CRACK CRON!!

 

by eh270
10-30-01
jeffs mom got chicken wings this weekend, they smelled soooooo gooooood
too bad you are a vegetarian, that must suck huh
hehe yeah, it sucks sometimes
you should stop being a vegetarian
my mom would yell at me , cuz i made her a vegetarian
well, it's never too late to undo damage like that.

 

by eh270
11-05-01
how did you send e-mail from the plane?
i am the mASTAR!!!!!
master, kiddo. I dunno how you can figure out how to send e-mail if you can't even spell master
oh noe!! yuo have corrected teh spellings!!! yuo can not stopp teh L33T hAx()R i am!!!!11
I know, I know, it's like an IM faux-pas.. of course, I don't know how to spell fau-pas
yuo are teh sux0R!!!

 

by eh270
11-07-01
you feelin any better
little ... what about you
i'm fine
you might want to take that nail out of your head
That could do it

 

by eh270
11-14-01
i would rather him answer his fucking phone, me tell him off, hear his side and say, YOU SUCK!
but i have not even gotten a chance to do so...
MOVE ON!!!

 

by eh270
11-14-01
nooooo!!!!!
barbarella is the r0xors
is that like some kind of barbaric cheese?

 

by eh270
12-23-01
mm gen tso's chicken tastes MAD GOOD
If you ever say that phrase again I'm reaching for "the block"
AND TEHN YUOR LUNIX ACCOUNTE WILL BE TERMANATED!!!!1
OH NOE!@!! what will i ever do WITHOUT TEH INTEL INSIED!!
NO IT SI NOT AN INTEL DUMBSHOES IT IS A PENTIAM!!

 

by eh270
3-04-02
some of the other ideas at this exhibit were like.. "The World Bridge".. a pedestrian bridge going from the site of the WTC over to jersey.. who would want to cross that?
"oh boy, i'm... in ... jersey..."
it's just one more way for jersey folk to come populate our city which is bad
they should build it, but have a trap door in the center
it woudln't have to be a trap door, we could just put a sign facing people coming from jersey that says "COOL MANHATTAN BARS" with an arrow pointing off the bridge...

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