All comics by ekramona

 

by ekramona
8-15-07
You mean you've been writing a hilarious comic strip for six years and you never thought to share it with me??
This? It's just some junk I do on the side... it's nothing. You're funny, you should write some.
Ok...
um...
Is it funny yet?
no

 

by ekramona
8-15-07
Look, it's a sign for children's sewing classes. "Learn to sew buttons." Thats so cute!
Yeah, it'll be good training for their jobs at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory!
Too soon?

 

by ekramona
8-16-07
Many people know Wilford Brimley for his work in film and television... but did you know he is also a blacksmith AND an anti-cockfighting activist??
It's the right thing to do
Gee Mr. Brimley, that's swell! Is there anything you can't do???
Yeah... produce insulin.

 

by ekramona
8-17-07
I'm Wilford Brimley and I'm here to tell you how you can save money on your diabeetis testing supplies with Liberty Mutual
OK Brimley... fork over the insulin!!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning Alex
I had the most AWESOME dream last night!

 

by ekramona
8-17-07
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Get up and dance on the bar BIATCHES!!!!
Who wants a body shot? C'mere and smack my ass! Yeah, that's right bitches... chew on that! Chew on that!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, um... I don't think she's so much "tending bar" anymore.
Word!

 

by ekramona
8-19-07
Thanks for putting me in a comic Lizzy, but this person doesn't really look like me.
You're right, lemme see what I can do about that
I'm not so crazy about this one
This doesn't look like me either!
NO!
Can I see that blonde one again?

 

by ekramona
8-23-07
Don't you ever miss school lunch?
I went to private school, we didn't have school lunch.
You mean you have never had mystery meat burgers that were served half dipped in watery ketchup?
Sounds nasty!
They were actually pretty good. The best were the french bread pizzas... oh, and the chicken nuggets were really good!
Did you ever have sloppy joes?
Not as often as Adam Sandler would have you believe...

 

by ekramona
8-29-07
Na na Na na na na.. GHOSTBUSTERS! Na na na na na na na!
I ain't afraid o' no GHOST!
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHH! HELP!!!!!!
heehee
I stand corrected

 

by ekramona
9-11-07
Hehe, did you see these LOLCats? So funny rofl
Your mom's a LOLCat... "O hai, I has knee surgery"
why
I'm an asshole

 

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by ekramona
9-29-07
So, I have a date next week.
Someone new?
Yeah... he's Polish.
Be careful, he might be a spy trying to get the secret recipe for ice.
HA! Actually, he's an iron worker.
A Polish ironworker?? Where the hell did you meet this guy? Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle?"

 

by ekramona
10-25-07
While at school, Alex channels the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield...
You don't even have to know this the chem building to know it's the chem building...
...it just looks like it would be. So cold, harsh and unforgiving...
JUST LIKE MY EX-WIFE!!!

 

by ekramona
2-24-08
Would you like something to eat? I know in your country you sit on the floor, but here we use "chairs." Oh, and you may wish to eat with sticks, but here we use a "fork."
Now once in a while you may want to celebrate an occasion, but it is not always necessary to dress up like a dragon. And even if you want to "play joke" please only pee pee in the toilet.
Would you like to play a game of checkers? You might be accustomed to checkers in a star shape, but here our board is "square."
Um, is my deposit refundable?

 

by ekramona
3-10-08
I Has a Beard!
Your beard is looking kinda long and unruly. Lemme get the clippers, I'll clean it up for you...
Nooooo they be stealin' my Beard!

 

I was walking down the street today and I saw like 3 people in a row wearing neck braces, it was the strangest thing...
Yeah, that IS strange... I could've sworn I kicked 4 people in the neck last night!
by ekramona, 4-07-08

 

by ekramona
6-11-08
Today was the worst, I lost power in my office...
Why? Was there a coup??
Come on... I NEVER get to make coup jokes!!

 

by ekramona
4-07-09
Hey look, that game over there has Coach bags as prizes...
Do you think they're real Coach bags?
Sure...
... but they're bags from the TV show "Coach."

 

by ekramona
12-22-09
I did it, I'm finally a nurse!! My hard work has paid off and I'm living my dream! Wooohooo!!
Nurse Kent, I just ordered 4mg Lomotil PO for Mr. Smith to treat his explosive diarrhea..
Pffffff, heeheehee!!
What?? People are walking around talking about "diarrhea" all the time and I'm not allowed to laugh?? Nobody warned me about this in nursing school!!!

 

by ekramona
9-12-11
Ok, I have the whole day to catch up on all this school work
But first I really should check my email
I've had this facebook picture an awfully long time... lemme just put up a new pic - then I'll totally start working
Aww, people really love this pic, I'll just respond to all of their comments - then I'll get started on my school work
Hey, my sister posted some new comics. I'll just check them out and then I'll get to work
Wow, I haven't made a new comic in almost 2 years?? I should come up with something new - then I'll TOTALLY get started on all this work!

 

by ekramona
10-21-12
Let's order out for dinner... What are you in the mood for?
Pretty much anything really... I mean, I have a lot of food sensitivities, but I'm sure I can find something.
Ok, we have Mexican... Chinese... Italian... Deli...
Hmmm, I'm not supposed to have corn or avocado, so no Mexican... and I can't have soy, so Chinese is out... and I can't have bread or pasta... and I'm supposed to stay away from chicken too...
You know what... I'm just going to order a pizza for myself, if you're hungry you can eat the box!
Does the box have gluten?

 

by ekramona
2-22-21
I think we need marriage counseling
NEW CHOICE!!
Lets have a trial separation
NEW CHOICE!!
I'm filing for divorce and taking control of all our assets
first choice

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