The Actual Truth (this time)

Author: ela_nichole

Date: August 19, 2005

by ela_nichole
8-19-05
Barhopping and mingling
Yeah, that fish that I caught was so frickin huge that it hardly fit in our boat.
That's nothing! One time I caught a giant dinosaur using just my belt buckle and dental floss!
Uh...ok.... if ya say so.....Yeah, I'ld like to see this alleged 'dinosaur'.
But he was so afraid of me that he took off and I haven't seen him since.
The following week, on a deserted island...
WHOA!!!!! There really WAS a dinosaur!
Did Joey send you? Where is he? I have to hide from my family, they will give me so much hell for letting a dumbass catch me with dental floss!