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You might remember me as being that one guy from the Lord Of The Rings movie. You'd be wrong, but if that's how you remember me, then fine. Go with it.
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by elbingador
5-02-02
This food is awful! Who in the world could have possibly cooked something so horrible?
Uh, I believe that would be you, dad. By the way, I got fired today from the restaurant, but don't worry. After five or six grease fires there, they'll beg for me to come back.
What the hell is this puppet doing at the dinner table?
I swear, sister, you lay one finger on me, and I will see to it that you never walk again. That said, I wish someone would pass the salt.
What do you mean I was adopted?
This is golden. I've gotten more than enough information to write my article, now.
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