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And now the comedy stylings of Phillip Felch!
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| Hey hey hey, folks, it's great to be here! ...God, you guys are all giant fatasses... how did you fit through the door? | |
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| If I wasn't on my pills, I'd probably get my chainsaw and trim some of those love handles. Of course, then I'd be putting myself in danger of being eaten by you. | |
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| I'm gonna kick your ass after the show! | |
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| Oh no! The fatty fatty fat fat is gonna get me! He's gonna hop in his fat car and drive to my house using fat as gas, and he has a lot of that because he's a big fat! I'd better hide! | |
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