elijah  

Ho Ho Ho, How are you young man?

Ok, what the hell is this? Your too old fat man.

I'm not here to join your little club, I am here to spread the joy of christmas in this dark world.

You best get out of here, avatar of consumerism, or I cant be held responsible for what happens.

P p p please, give me food, this is inhuman.

You will get food Claus, as soon as I get my new TV