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by emojoe
11-17-01
The emolife
I wish I had a girl to talk to.
Hello girl.
Great another dumb emokid.
I hate girls.
Don't leave me, i'll cry.
Kill yourself.

 

by emojoe
11-18-01
Hello?
Hello?
I am stupid and I have no brain to make funny comics like everyone else.........Sucks!
Holy fuck, a talking mirror.

 

by emojoe
11-23-01
Does that rabbit know it has a boner on it's head?
Who the hell are you?
Wanna make out?
Im so fucking dumb....yea.
: : ??? : :
Yum!

 

by emojoe
12-01-01
Your mother doesn't like me...I know it.
She never said that...
...?
She said she doesn't like you to be my boyfriend.
Her mom doesn't like me at all.
So in other words....she hates me.
Yea....

 

by emojoe
12-21-01
I hate my school...
I Iike Pacman...
I hate my school...

 

by emojoe
12-28-01
...I have a question...If we start dating will your dad hate me?
No, of course not.
But i hear that he hates all guys that come near you...?
He does.
........?
Yea, he will probably have you shot or something..............lets go see a movie!

 

by emojoe
1-19-02
The first month
Joe, I really like you but I need time to get over Mike
Sure...no problem. Just tell me when you're ready and i'll be right here.
Three months later........... (present day)
Okay, I'm over Mike but I still need time because I like to flirt with other guys too.
I've been waiting for three months Meghan. When is something going to happen between us.
Whenever she'll be ready
Maybe he got tired of waiting....

 

by emojoe
1-24-02
Hi. You kinda stink...like ass.
No way man I'm menthol. I smell pretty.
No, you smell like shit and you kill people.
Whatever dood. If you want to be cool you'd smoke me.
....

 

by emojoe
2-20-02
My life.
I like Joe.
I don't like Joe.
over a period of
I think I like Joe.
I don't like Joe at all anymore.
4 months
I just don't know...can you wait a few more months????
...

 

by emojoe
2-27-02
Meghan, this has been going on for five months....nothing is ever going to happen, right?
I'm sorry Joe, but no, nothing will ever happen.
Okay then, I'm off. Dont expect to see my face anymore...
Wait can't we still be friends?!?!?!
...I'm so stupid.

 

by emojoe
8-10-02
Hey man, so your my new psychologist huh?
Yes, Im your new psychologist.
So whats going on now?
Well Joe, you're a fuck-up and you're never going amount to anything in life so we're putting you on a new medication called 'Imastupidfuckupshit'.
Sounds good how many do I take a day?
One-Billion

 

by emojoe
8-18-02
This is Amanda...Amanda is almost my girlfriend.
Daddy, there's someone I want you to meet.
Is it a boy?
Amanda and her father talk about me...Joe.
Well yea, but he's a really nice guy.
No boys are nice and if he's older than you he can not be trusted.
Go to next comic to continue.
Dad, why wont you ever listen to me...you need to start trusting me.
Blah blah...I'm going to take a nap.

 

by emojoe
8-19-02
Amanda gets upset...
What's wrong hun?
My dad is being such a jerk, he doesn't even want to meet you.
Joe tries to make her feel better..
Don't worry things will work out fine...
I hope so...hold me, Joe
Joe fails...
I would but I have no legs or hands....
Jerk!

 

by emojoe
8-29-02
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