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| I'm Hamlet. I'm all depressed. My father died and my mother has married my uncle. Oh my God! It's the ghost of my father! | |
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| Hamlet! I was murdered (murder most foul!) by he who now wears my crown! If ever you loved me, avenge me! | |
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| I will avenge my father! I'll also make everybody think I'm crazy! Or am I really crazy? At this point, I can't tell. Ophelia, get thee to a nunnery! | |
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| First this, then he accidentally kills my dad. And then I go crazy and drown. Fuck this. | |
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| Yeah, you and the majority of the cast. | |
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