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by equin0x
2-19-01
I HAVE FEET FOR EARS!
Actually, that depends on whether I choose to accept your subjective definitions of feet and ears.
You're just jealous because you don't have feet for ears.
Bitch.

 

by equin0x
2-19-01
Hey, I'm a robot, and you're a robot too!
Perhaps we could be friends.
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Ah, the language barrier.

 

by equin0x
2-19-01
Rate this strip 10, or I'll kill you.
That won't work. You're not going to get a good rating for a comic unless there's something funny in it.
Good thing you turned up then, really.
I resent that.

 

by equin0x
2-19-01
Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
Ring, ring.
Hell, it probably wasn't for me anyway.

 

by equin0x
2-19-01
Your time has come, little boy.
Wait a minute! I'm a major character in popular online comic series The Bench.
You can't kill a key player like me. Go kill one of those dumb characters nobody uses.
Your time has come, ludicrous pink animal.

 

by equin0x
3-02-01
Dude, why did you drink my beer? I paid for that beer. You didn't even leave me one bottle.
ALL YOUR BEERS ARE BELONG TO US!
scream !
shriek !
Somebody set them up the bomb.
It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.

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