When philosophy fails... by equin0x2-19-01 I HAVE FEET FOR EARS! Actually, that depends on whether I choose to accept your subjective definitions of feet and ears. You're just jealous because you don't have feet for ears. Bitch.
Telecommunications breakdown by equin0x2-19-01 Hey, I'm a robot, and you're a robot too! Perhaps we could be friends. 00110101001101 11010110110101 00110101001101 11010110110101 Ah, the language barrier.
Something kinda funny by equin0x2-19-01 Rate this strip 10, or I'll kill you. That won't work. You're not going to get a good rating for a comic unless there's something funny in it. Good thing you turned up then, really. I resent that.
Look no hands by equin0x2-19-01 Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Hell, it probably wasn't for me anyway.
Diplomatic immunity by equin0x2-19-01 Your time has come, little boy. Wait a minute! I'm a major character in popular online comic series The Bench. You can't kill a key player like me. Go kill one of those dumb characters nobody uses. Your time has come, ludicrous pink animal.
Apologies in advance by equin0x3-02-01 Dude, why did you drink my beer? I paid for that beer. You didn't even leave me one bottle. ALL YOUR BEERS ARE BELONG TO US! scream ! shriek ! Somebody set them up the bomb. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.