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by et_ta_v
5-17-03
3-3-2-3-2-3-2-3-2-7...
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750
Another day and i am still breathing!amazing!

 

by et_ta_v
5-17-03
I work for a lagre company
La da- dee, la da da, ...
I PRESS buttons all day
La da dee, la..da...da..
I think my brain got bored and ran away from home a long time ago
..........OOh, "Strip Creator"...

 

by et_ta_v
5-17-03
MY office doesnt really look anything like this.....
It looks more like...
This. and thats being Kind
"I want to Jack off in your ear"

 

by et_ta_v
5-17-03
My neck was strained

 

by et_ta_v
5-18-03
Hello i know my name

 

by et_ta_v
5-18-03
um..i forget.....everything....what day is it??

 

by et_ta_v
5-18-03
okay, now act sad
*sob*
Brillant! love the cross cultural gender blending possable implicating diffucuties resulting in such diffadence in the role...Blah blah blah....................
should i tell them that wasent me??

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
You Know we decompose when we're alive, right?

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
At the office...
You know we decompose while we are alive?

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
At the office, Con't
"I gotta get back to my desk now...."
freakin' Weirdo

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
In she comes, from the street below...
i really shouldent sneak into parties
**sneak, Sneak, Sneak....***
Almost at the food, no one will notic-
Caught!
"What are YOU doing here?"

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
This has been overdone, i know
Why isent he wearing any pants?
I'm not wearing anypants
Um...
"you can hang out, just don't steal my beer......or make fun of my underware
"hey, are those hearts....
"I said don't!"

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
alex is at home
"my back is KILLING me, but i am not going to call the docter"
Alex goes to work
"so go call the docter"
"My back is killing me"
Alex gets stuck
Told you so
"i cant reach the phone, my back is too painful..what should i do?"

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
Another day at the office
hmm, hum, hum-hum
"what?"
"Alex, You idoit..."
After the hospital...
Doctors are idoits
Your back, ALREADY??

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
Three weeks later
I feel GREAT! see, i dident need any doctors.....
You were in to see three diffrent doctors!
BUt it was under protest! so it doesnt count!
Oh, brother. lets go get a coffee
Back in the streets
One more thing; Told you so

 

by et_ta_v
5-19-03
erase
Alert-out of e-mail space
Damn it , can't send. Have to erase some of these...
and
erase 19 ?
Yes
receive
9 new
Damn it!!

 

by et_ta_v
5-24-03
Merlin tells a story
...i knew this girl...
Uh huh...
..uh.........
uh huh....
She went for ice cream...
Um....

 

by et_ta_v
5-24-03
And she rolled around touching herself in the freezer with the ice cream
Don't know what to think, DO you?
uh....
....Was she pretty?

 

by et_ta_v
5-24-03
monf talks about skiing
...so then, i was skiing down this hill , and i thought to myself, ....
"what if this is all just an illusion and i am not REALLY skiing down this hill at all, it is really just all in my head!"
he thinks he's being deep, doesent he?

 

by et_ta_v
5-25-03
Stupid computer
SEARCHING: non beautiful women in film
stupid beauty standerds
SEARCHING: cute types with dimples like etta
STUPID HOLLYWOOD!
SEARCHING: Plastic surgery
at least i know it's possable

 

by et_ta_v
5-25-03
REfering to the artist formerly known as......
Oh, i know! He's brillent!
i hear his name is pat or something
Yeah, i knowBut i gotta have one with the dogEVERYBODY gotta have one with the dog.....

 

by et_ta_v
5-25-03
hi i am a sticky pot pie and i am f**ing a nigger up the ass with a cat
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
APPROVED

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
Do the words really matter here?
It is more then words
you ever think maybe we should do away woith words at times like this? these people should just start making out yeah

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
exuse me
my, HE'S hot...
"fill in incredibly lame line here"

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
Jeremy: You go on ride "mouse trap"?
Etta: i can't. I promised god if he let me live i would never go again
Jeremy: Thats pathetic
Etta: I know

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
Sometimes i swear these people are retards
"i want a dfriend..a female friend...just a friend..i can play with...a female friend.....to play with..a female..a friend..."
pathetic retards
"i want a female friend...Just a freind...."
whom i hate
"whack "whack; Whack"

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
Sometimes i swear these people are retards
"i want a dfriend..a female friend...just a friend..i can play with...a female friend.....to play with..a female..a friend..."
pathetic retards
"i want a female friend...Just a freind...."
whom i hate
"whack "whack; Whack"

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
"whack Whack Whack"....
PAID MEMBER
"ewww...."
Somewhere across town
whack, whack, whack

 

by et_ta_v
5-26-03
across town...
"whack whack...."
if i could
"whack...."
Grrrrrrrrrr..POP!
heh
Fiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sizzle

 

by et_ta_v
5-27-03
pre-set
..........................
Right! i am going to do something about it!
You know it drives me up the wall and around the room EVERY time i see you two, right?

 

by et_ta_v
5-27-03
I am nervous
yeah, she sounded mad
scary music
did you just telapath me?
i can hear you!!!
where did the lights go!
Do you hear somthing?

 

by et_ta_v
5-27-03
AHHHHHHHHH.......OH GOD PLEASE NOO*Groan*
SPLAT
*smirk* Fucking little people
...I showed them. You may go now, knife wielding maniac

 

by et_ta_v
5-29-03
Etta tell Dr. fluzmaker what it is she wants...
I want you to suck the fat out of my cheeks, Docter, and inject it 12 inches lower
What do you mean, Your face is'ent that big...
No, i want it in my chest
Badda- bum!

 

by et_ta_v
5-29-03
AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

 

by et_ta_v
5-29-03
I'm gonna DIE!!!!
She says a little prayer
Helllp!
She ghives up hope...
I'm gonna DIE!!!!

 

by et_ta_v
5-29-03
So, what YOUR saying is that YOU know Mellissa by the name Etta and she really has a twin sister who disapeared ten years ago in a house fire but you thought it was really Etta that came back ....
.....and then you got mad and uncovered a plot to ........
3 hours later
....And i think she was on that plane, and i am worried it's really her
Excuse me while i get a pen...is that Etta, then, or Melissa who is missing?.....

 

by et_ta_v
5-29-03
Ha HA Ha!
I'm a man
no, your not
Baby i am aaaaa MAN
*Gasp*
Told You

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
1st day
Oh yeah i should call... maybe later
2nd day
oh...i should..no, i should wait. too soon
night three
can i help you?
when i get home

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
day four *sigh*
oh look. space channel is having a star trek martathon
day five
i have nothing witty to say,.....
day six
Oh, my head.....

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
day 7
i think that number is around here somwhere...
ten e-mails? (ok, two) what a freak. nope, can't call her now...
Ok, so it's funnier when my best friend tells it.
hi, it's me- how are you?[calmly]
OH..Hi. oh, great, thanks.

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
day one
yeah, he'll call
no, he won't
day two
yeah, he'll call
but he dident
day three
he hasent called? he will.
Theres something WRONG wtih me, i just KNOW it...

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
day four
"he's probebly just watching tv"
day five
men just get busy doing..stuff
yeah, yeah...STUFF
day six
Ok....call.....NOW. I'm not looking...call NOW.....................okay...NOW...um....

 

by et_ta_v
6-02-03
day seven
Fine, DON'T CALL I NEVER want to hear from THAT COLD BASTARD ....Blah, blah, blah..
Ring, ring
SOMBODys lying...
Oh, gee, i forgot all about it...
Well, i meant to call earlier......

 

by et_ta_v
6-03-03
My roommate sucks
i got rejected recently for friendship WITH A GIRL
My best friend is in love
and i think i dont even belive in love
WOE is me. Yeah...WHATEVER
I see a Red door, and i want to paint it black..No colors anymore, ...

 

by et_ta_v
6-04-03
HEEEY, ladies, i'm looking for a white women, [ would anyone ever even SAY that, in any other context? if a black women with a pretty face came up to them, would they care? just wondering..] i want .
..a pretty faced women, a thin one, young, white and hot, i need a hot women [ yeah, loser, you said that, i think...] to get me off, yeah...
hey, check it out, he's horny **SHOCK**
*wack wack wack*
Inaduable

 

by et_ta_v
6-07-03
I was just rejected by visa
i have not...um...well. IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHES!
BLUSH*
Is there a point .....?
I am going to go buy shoes now....

 

by et_ta_v
6-07-03
Oh, like you never have days like this
This is what i feel like
one!
What?
on the upside, i remembered to floss!
and i am even wearing deoderant
I Think....

 

by et_ta_v
6-24-03
LALALALALALAL A.....
why havent you made a comic in, l;ike, a month??huh? why not?
YEAH< you have abandoned us, and yourself
I cant hear YOU!!!
we are so sad
we need you....
Oh, god.
WE are going to come to you while you are sleeping and EAT YOUR FACE OFF FUCKER!!!
Bite , bite, **Chew**

 

by et_ta_v
6-24-03
ArrrRRrrrg..FRGYFFFfArrgrgg....**PAIN**
**CHOMP**
**..Drag, drag, drag.....

 

by et_ta_v
6-24-03
Oh
god
the horror

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