Re-election in 3 easy steps

Author: ethorp

Date: January 31, 2004

by ethorp
1-31-04
Step 1: Crucify Howard Dean.
YEEEAARRGH!
Weapons of mass destruction-related program activities
Step 2: Crucify John Edwards.
There are 2 Americas!
Steroid abuse
Step 3: Repeat as necessary.
Father, why have you forsaken me?
Sanctity of marriage