COMIC CONTEST 43!!!! RETRIBUTION!!!!

Author: evil_d

Date: July 12, 2001

by evil_d
7-12-01
THIS IS QUITE A NICE LAUNDRY MAT YOU HAVE HERE, CRABBY OLD BOY!! THOUGH I DO HATE HAVING TO SHOUT TO BE HEARD OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THE WASHING!!
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE WASH AND WASH DOESN'T SUCK DICK, DR. PEDANTIC!!!! BUT WHY IS ONE OF YOUR LAUNDRY BAGS SQUIRMING???
OH, THAT. I HAVE GABE BILLINGS TIED UP IN THERE!!!!!! I'M ANGRY AT HIM FOR LETTING YOU WIN THE LAST COMIC CONTEST!!!
DR. PEDANTIC, AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH, WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF WASHING PEOPLE!!!!!
I DON'T CARE WHETHER HE GETS CLEAN OR NOT!!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM THROUGH A FEW CYCLES IN ONE OF THOSE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MACHINES!!!!!!!!
OH!! IN THAT CASE, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR HALF PRICE!!!!!!