Showtime at the Pluto, part 1

Author: evil_d

Date: January 25, 2001

by evil_d
1-25-01
There's been a tough crowd tonight at the Pluto Comedy Club.
...to get to the other side! Heh! Say, why do hummingbirds hum?
But remember, folks, no matter how bad you think a situation is...
...Because they don't know the words! Get it? Hey, what's the difference between an orange? Bwa ha!
It can ALWAYS get worse.
Thanks everyone, you've been a great audience! If you liked the show, tell your friends! I'll be here all week!
Oh no you won't.