She's on to me

Author: evil_d

Date: January 26, 2001

by evil_d
1-26-01
Eeeek! A monster!
Good lady, you wound me!
Perhaps my appearance is a bit unconventional, but does that make me a monster? Monsters are insidious, freakish, blasphemous, evil, thoughtless blights on the face of the planet!
You can't fool me. I read Jerkcity.
Damn.