In which I make fun of how Strip Creator characters look

Author: evil_d

Date: January 27, 2001

by evil_d
1-27-01
Are you a giant, mister? Your head is taller than I am.
It's a question of perspective. As in, someone doesn't have any.
Ouch! Your legs must be bent backwards!
What makes you think I have legs? Ah, never mind, just shut up and give me a Pop-Tart, or a jewel case, or a condom, or whatever the hell those things in your arms are.
And now, the weather... today it's expected to be sunny and warm in the first two and a half feet from the ground, but cold at higher elevations....
Sweet! I'm dressed perfectly!