A cheap gag, and there's more where that came from

Author: evil_d

Date: January 31, 2001

by evil_d
1-31-01
Pardon me, sir. I'm with the Secret Service. Can I help you with anything?
No, thank you.
Right. Well... have a nice day, sir.
Sorry for the wait. Here's your limo, Mr. President.
Thanks.