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| This ticket has my name on it, is signed by me, and was on the windshield of my car. | |
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| I seem to have fined myself $8,000 for various traffic offenses including "no smokes in glove box" and "failure to drive a Ferrari". | |
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| Man, police officer is one profession where you really don't want to get drunk on company time. | |
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