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CC430: The most Malkovich Malkovich in the Malkovich

by evil_d
7-24-09

He is named after a ****tail, and there is also a ****tail named after him.


	*Tom Collins will have a Tom Collins... the other kind.*

This can get old pretty quickly.


	Tom Collins always drinks Tom Collinses. But when he wants to mix his Tom Collinses with beer, he prefers Tom Collins and Tres Equis.

He is... the most self-absorbed man in the world.


	I'd like to have a Tom Collins too... if you get my drift.


	Tom Collins is going to take you back to his Tom Collins and Tom Collins you all night long, Tom Collins.