CC672: Lie long and prosper

Author: evil_d

Date: July 26, 2017

by evil_d
7-26-17
I want you to be my new press secretary because everybody knows that Vulcans never lie.
That seems like it would cramp your style.
Naw, it'll be fine. I'll lie to you, and then you can give the press a truthful account of what I said. It's a win/win!
That's not what a "win/win" is.
I only have to pay you guys once every seven years, right?