Fantasy football

Author: evil_d

Date: November 10, 2017

by evil_d
11-10-17
Verily, I didst loft the ball in a forward direction, and it travelled over half a score of yards.
'Tis so, yet my sorcerous portal didst capture that ball, and transport it two score yards abaft, where it didst strike the earth. 'Tis fourth down.
'Twould be so, had not my goblinback retrieved the ball upon its bounce, and sped with all haste towards yon end zone, in yards covering nearly three score.
Which base trickery ought to have been observed, and denounced forthwith as knavery. Forsooth, is ye olde ref blind?
Nay.