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| Harold Jefferson, you died of a heart attack at 3:07 this morning. It is time for your soul to be weighed. | |
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| You've never seen God; only pictures drawn by humans. Now, it says here that you merged in front of another driver and then slowed down a grand total of 1,683 times? | |
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| I'd like you to balance that against the fact that I always tipped the Girl Scouts a dollar extra when I bought cookies. | |
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| It doesn't count if you try to stuff it in their bras. C'mon, lava pools are this way. | |
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