CC708: I kissed a Santa Claus and I liked it

Author: evil_d

Date: December 20, 2018

by evil_d
12-20-18
I'm concerned that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" helps to normalize sexual assault.
It doesn't sound like you've listened to more of that song than its title.
Adults know that it's consensual, but to kids who don't get the subtext, it teaches that men coming into random women's houses and kissing them is acceptable.
Hmm. Aren't you also concerned that Santa is just assumed to be heterosexual?
Well, I mean, he does canonically have a wife.
Maybe she's Santa's true beard.