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| I have a number of complaints about my meal. For starters, the "guacamole" I ordered was just a whole, overripe avocado. | |
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| Ah, yes, I'm afraid our chef quit while he was in the middle of making it. | |
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| It was also thrown at my head instead of being carried to my table. | |
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| Yes, I believe the waiter also quit on his way out of the kitchen. | |
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| And another one of your staff loudly called me a "crack whore". | |
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| Okay, you got me. This isn't a restaurant; it's the alley behind 7-11 and you're in the middle of a bum fight. | |
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