evil_ninja

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I'm from Finland so my sense of humor might be bit too...well Finnish. Enjoy or something.

Liquor Store

by evil_ninja
2-15-06

at liquor store


	Right, I need to see your ID before I can sell this stuff to you.


	What? Why? You know this is first time in 4 years someone ask my ID, so could you just put those bottles to bag and I pay them.


	No I can't. It's our policy to ask ID


	No it ain't. You didn't ask my brother last week and he is 3 years younger than me for god sake.


	Fine then I ask you to leave, I'm not selling you.


	Just hold the fucking second now. Here's your stupid ID. Now give me my booze.