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| Hello, and welcome to the evening news, i am jerk snidely, the host of news at 10. | |
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| And i and hank. todays news is that the apoclaypse has cause death to most creatures, and mutation to most of whats left. | |
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| in other news, Evilman, the one known of casing the apocylapse, took control of a large group of people and told them that it is time for the people to control the world. | |
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| yes, and war has broken out between the former leaders of the world and this group. | |
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| speaking of war, we will now talk to george w bush, who has been turned into a... thing. | |
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| war is a good move, blowing up stuff really helps the domestic problems. vote for me! | |
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