All comics by faetastic

 

Dicks Diary by faetastic 10-15-03
Dick decides it's time to go out... Time to go bag me a hoe!	To the local hoochie bar... Ugh, here we go... You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!	Where once again, Dick learns that he's not wanted. Listen buddy ... I already have one asshole in my pants, I don't need another kthxbye. Doh!

 

Neil & Bob by faetastic 10-15-03
Neil & Bob Bob... how's life been treating ya? I finally found a woman that said those few words i've wanted to hear all my life.	Oh yah? yeah, she said *my dad owns a liquor store*	?!? What a fucko, probably doesn't even realise he's not wearing any pants.

 

Candi is dandy! by faetastic 10-15-03
Candi in a computer store How may I help you? I need some curtains please.	uhhhh....this is a computer store... computers don't need curtains. ?	*blink* hello??? I have windows!

 

Dicks Diary #2 by faetastic 10-15-03
Dicks Diary. Hi. My penis is 2 inches erect. *blink*	Hi. My penis is 2 inches erect. *blink*	Hi. My penis is 2 inches erect. *blink*

 

Dicks Diary #2 by faetastic 10-15-03
Dicks Diary #2 My penis is 2 inches, fully erect! *blink*	Who the fuck do you expect to please with that little thing?	me? Fucking dweeb!

 

rtavs world. by faetastic 10-15-03
RTAVS WORLD hrmmm, 15,f,Vancouver ... she sounds hot.	Hey baby ... How are you??? ASL?	*blink* Hey bro ... You should see this fucking dweeb that's hitting on me now.

 

McLife by faetastic 10-15-03
Hi ... welcome to McDonalds ... How may I help you? hrmmmm	I'd like a strawberry sundae please.	Would you like crushed nuts? You want your fucking tits blown off???

 

Fish in a tree. by faetastic 10-29-03
tree_HOT & xsalmon get into a fight... 1'm t0t411y 31337 y34h, but 1'm 13373r th4n y0u	xsalmon busts a ninja move.. w4tch 1t, 0r 1'll g0 n1nj3r 0n y0 4$$ d00d, 1'v3 b33n 4 m0d3mm3er s1nc3 b4 u w3r3 b0rn	tree_hot shows him who wears the pants in the house y0, sh0w 4 f1sh sum <3, k 1'll kn0ck y0 0u7 w17h my ph4t 4$$ t1tti3s

 

The bond ... by faetastic 10-29-03
Hi, My name's simkin, and I drive a BMW Hi, My name's gumby, and people call me a dirty raver	and together we form ... the crime fighting duo ...	uhhhhhh ... we dont have a name yet ... I'm working for an ape.

 

Simkins Situations by faetastic 10-30-03
Dear Sir ... As of November 1st, we are discontinuing BMW's. We apologize for any problems that might arise from this. Please find enclosed, a list of other cars for materialistic assholes.	OMG ... HOW WILL I IMPRESS THE LADIES NOW THAT I CAN'T BUY BMWS? I SHALL HAVE TO THRIVE ON PERSONALITY ALONE.	And so comes to pass, yet another sad life... must ... sue ... BMW .. for... destroying ... my ... life

 

Just faetastic! by faetastic 10-30-03
Moving day... So ... I hear we scared you out of your own house? Meh, I kind of hated it here anyway... It's not just you guys.	While fae is away ... *sniff* Welp, toodles guys ... behave yourselves in here.	The mice will play. I'm really gonna miss shitting all over her desk I thought those were chocolate crumbs you shithead!!!

 

The life of Brian! by faetastic 5-10-04
Pls don't hate me... Hi, I'm fae, with channel 3 news, and tonite, People that think they can breakdance!	Hi, I'm Fupersly, and I think I can dance... Look at me go!!!	Ouch, I think I just pulled my groin! There you go boys and girls ... Pretending to be something you're not is hazardous to your health.

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