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This modern world has left me feeling dead inside. From this day forth, I shall dedicate my life to communing with nature. I will become a true child of the Earth. I...
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| This bench you have smugly parked your buttocks on used to be my home........ I have chosen you to recieve my vengance........ NOW I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL !! | |
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Or I could just scream and run away...
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| Well hi there! You probably don't remember me. You had a goldfish...didn't feel like changing the water...flushed it down the toilet...? Ring a bell? | |
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