Edge gets laid

Author: false_sense

Date: February 16, 2004

by false_sense
2-16-04
Edge's attempts to get laid fail once again.
Erm...no. Try someone your own age.
Please go out with me...
An offer he can't refuse! It's surely a pimp!
Hey, kid, wanna get laid?
Yeah!
But things aren't always what they seem.
Hey, kid, you were pretty good.
Ow. I hurt inside.