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by fetal
12-23-01
I feel grumpy and bloated, and I want pickles.
It's about that time I suppose.
December.
I bought you a new loincloth!

 

by fetal
12-23-01
We be jammin' !
Yah, we be jammin'!
WE BE JAMMIN'!
YAH, WE BE JAMMIN'!
OH YAH!
I hate making music videos.

 

by fetal
12-23-01
You know.
There's something ridiculously funny about a talking man on a stick, regardless of what he's actually saying.
I hate you.

 

by fetal
12-23-01
Madonna's got NOTHING on me.

 

by fetal
12-24-01
So.
Christ, I hate blind dates.

 

by fetal
1-09-02
Well.. I was thinking about my life the other day. And it's like this.
My eyesight is bad, I have a pot belly, no muscle tone, and my wife doesn't like the distribution of my body hair.
And then I thought to myself, "Gee! I know just the guy who could help."

 

by fetal
1-09-02
For the lord and savior of all mankind..
don't you think you're just a tad bit.. small?
Burn in eternal hellfire, biotch.

 

by fetal
1-09-02
Jesus! I've been looking all over for You!
And now you have found me, my child.
You know, I think you'd be a lot hotter if you shaved.

 

by fetal
1-09-02
Clipping piano dressing room; penis butter.
Must.. save.. the aardvarks.
Did you hear the one about the duck who walked into a bar?
No way in hell am I eating mass quantities of grape jelly and acid at the same time ever again.

 

by fetal
1-09-02
Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man.
Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man.
Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man.

 

by fetal
1-09-02
Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man.
Crucifixion would be so much cooler if the nails didn't prevent me from giving people the finger.

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