The Reason For The Season! by fetal12-23-01 I feel grumpy and bloated, and I want pickles. It's about that time I suppose. December. I bought you a new loincloth!
Bob Marley OWNS you. by fetal12-23-01 We be jammin' ! Yah, we be jammin'! WE BE JAMMIN'! YAH, WE BE JAMMIN'! OH YAH! I hate making music videos.
[Insert Witty Title Here] by fetal12-23-01 You know. There's something ridiculously funny about a talking man on a stick, regardless of what he's actually saying. I hate you.
Salvation by fetal1-09-02 Well.. I was thinking about my life the other day. And it's like this. My eyesight is bad, I have a pot belly, no muscle tone, and my wife doesn't like the distribution of my body hair. And then I thought to myself, "Gee! I know just the guy who could help."
Short People Ain't Got No Reason To Live. by fetal1-09-02 For the lord and savior of all mankind.. don't you think you're just a tad bit.. small? Burn in eternal hellfire, biotch.
Sexy. by fetal1-09-02 Jesus! I've been looking all over for You! And now you have found me, my child. You know, I think you'd be a lot hotter if you shaved.
Penis Butter by fetal1-09-02 Clipping piano dressing room; penis butter. Must.. save.. the aardvarks. Did you hear the one about the duck who walked into a bar? No way in hell am I eating mass quantities of grape jelly and acid at the same time ever again.
Slacker. by fetal1-09-02 Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man. Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man. Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man.
Slacker. by fetal1-09-02 Christianity is like, sooo 1987, man. Crucifixion would be so much cooler if the nails didn't prevent me from giving people the finger.