All comics by fieryarrow

 

by fieryarrow
1-15-06
Liar! Liar! Liar!
The earth's magnetic field is slowly, relentlessly lessening. Even 7,000 years ago, the earth would have had a magnetic field 32 times stronger than it is now.
Liar! Liar! Liar!
You are a handsome man *gag*
I am????
Areshole, I was lying!

 

by fieryarrow
1-15-06
Bacon, there's something about you in pink...
Gawwwwwd...she' wants to play with my earssss...hehe..
It just makes me so wanna...um...
Yeah...heh...it makes you so wanna what???
Puke!
I hate you!

 

by fieryarrow
1-15-06
Bacon, there's something about you in brown and yellow...
Gawwwwwd...she's hungry for me...hehe..*drool*
It just makes me so wanna...um...
Yeah...heh...it makes you so wanna what???
Puke!
I hate you!

 

by fieryarrow
1-16-06
I'm God' s gift of woman!
You think?
I know!!!
Excuse me while I put in a call to God.
Why????
To ask if I can exchange my gift!

 

by fieryarrow
1-16-06
Woman, there is a man outside running around in circles.
Don't sweat it Father, I'm just giving him a chance to catch his breath.
The poor dude looks exhausted
Well, we're about to see how exhausted he is..
What are you going to do???
Reload and carry on shooting!

 

by fieryarrow
1-16-06
Oh great! I wear white to match your wedding dress and this is what I get!
I'm keeping in tune with my personality!
But I thought all women love to wear white on their wedding day!
Not me..I'm an individual!
I so wanted to make our wedding day perfect for you.
Well look at it this way, at least one of us will match all the household appliances!

 

by fieryarrow
1-17-06
Spearchucker!
Boring, Merde
Nig
Yawwwwwn
And you're such a dumb shvartse.
Wanna swap places dipschit? Thought not!

 

by fieryarrow
1-18-06
Ahhh..Archangel Michael..looking all angelic and divine.
I am the servant of the servant!
God?
No..your Momma..she told me to watch your azz or she'd kick mine..
I'd prefer you just watch my back, if you must!
Your Mother's orders were very specific, besides which, it beats the shit out of fighting with Satan day after day after day..an angel could end up with singed wings!

 

by fieryarrow
1-18-06
What is worse? Israel's treatment of the Palestinians, or Saudi Arabia for not allowing churches and bibles?
Israel's treatment of the Palestinians.
Whaaaaat? Why???
They're God's Chosen people..they should know better on how to treat other human beings.
I hate you!
Tell someone who cares!

 

by fieryarrow
1-22-06
I hate you..you take all the attention away from me, me, meeeee, even when you are bad you are good!!
It's a natural talent I have.
You start fights, you self rec, you're a bitch, you're ugly, you're Australian..all the things I wanna beeeeeeeee!! waaaaahhhhhh!!
That would take a miracle and I'm afraid God reserves them for things like natural disasters..then again..
I need some weed...
You need more than that!

 

by fieryarrow
1-22-06
Kala, I have attitude and I KNOW how to use it!
Give it your best shot, ego-boy.
SEE!
That's it????
Cool, huh?
Any cooler and you'd be a freezer, and I'd wager that it would have way more "attitude" than you!

 

by fieryarrow
1-22-06
Kala, you are a moron!
Oh gawwwwwd...another lecture from the broken record specialist.
You are anti-everything that's good on this earth!!
Would the earth please open up and swallow her??
What have you go to say for yourself? Hurry up, my cat is wanting to take over my computer.
Why do you people with closed minds always have to open your mouths?

 

by fieryarrow
1-23-06
KALAAAAAAAA!!
uh-oh..it's back
You are a loud mouthed bitch who has no life, no love, no future, no past, no looks, no brains, you're black, you're ugly, my boobs are higher than yours...oh and, go steeeelers, yo!
I can feel a 12 hour headache coming on..or was that three..no, no..it was 12...
Do you have anything to say? Thanks in advance!
I get the feeling you're all stressed out with no-one to choke..perhaps some weed will help you!

 

by fieryarrow
1-23-06
Bacon, this plane's going down!
Oh my Darwin, what are we going to doooooo!!!
I'm going to pray to God, then hail a few Marys, along with Joseph and the wee donkey..then I'll ask all the Angels and the Saints for intercessions, in the name of Jesus of course, then back to God.
But I don't believe in God or creationism or any of the ID shit!
How's this? Our Darwin, who art in evolution, thy scientists test, thy labs rule the rest! Give us my Daisy, and forgive my wife who give me no sex, but puts away groceries while I sit on my arse!!
I would suggest that you have the right to remain silent and request that you do so..otherwise you are really gonna piss God off!!

 

by fieryarrow
1-25-06
The sounds coming from Cali and Kala's bedroom left little to the imagination...
Aahh..Cherie, is this the spot?
Noooo..higher..that's it..now just a little to the left..yes yes yesss...
Cali felt his way in the dark towards Kala, with something in his hand he knew she would love...
Cherie..I have something that will cause you great delight..*bump*..ooohhh Cherieee, hurry, I am going to lose it!!!
Nooo..waittt..Cali, I'm cominggg...
Afterwards, both completely satisfied and licking their lips...
Ohhh, Cherie..what an exquisite experience..the taste I can still feel in my mouth..so sweet..mmmm..and to think I nearly dropped the ice-creams when I bumped into that stupid chair...
I told you eating strawberry icecreams in the dark would spin you out..speaking of licking..last one to bed............oh dear..oh my..oh Cali..you naughty, naughty man! Carry on Monsieur! :D

 

by fieryarrow
1-25-06
In the beginning, there was woman with strong fist and man on wooden cross...
hiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeyah!
What are you doing Child?
In the middle there was woman with strong kick and man STILL on wooden cross...
Trying to kick shit out of you Jesus man.
Uh-oh...
In the end, God saw what he had done, and he was very pleased..until man on wooden cross spoke..
Ouch!
Dad, stop that !!!

 

by fieryarrow
1-25-06
Forgive me Father for I have sinned..I allowed myself to be touched in a delicate way by this very handsome man with the bluest eyes and the darkest hair, and his muscles..ahem..sorry Father...
My Child, pray 100 Hail Mary's ...
Blessed are you for being lenient with this sinner..
Oh, and one more thing, you are to eat 3 very large lemons.
Lemons? Why???
To wipe the smile of your face..now peace be with you, your Hail Mary's and your lemons.

 

by fieryarrow
2-17-06
Oh, Great..if it isn't the abo bitch from hell in all her glory
sigh
You eat dingo and have a bone in your nose and I can use your hair to clean my pots.
siggghhhh
So, what have you go to say for yourself abo bitch?
I'm busy, you're ugly..have a fucking nice day!

 

by fieryarrow
2-17-06
Oh Melissaaaaaa
It's Kala..haven't you got it right yet, Waterman?
I have a surprise for you!
This should be good.
Bitch!
Oh fuck!!

 

by fieryarrow
2-26-06
Kala said her Hail Mary's as the learner driver drove towards the T intersection...
Ok..now proceed to do a right-hand turn here. Don't forget your indicator and use your mirrors..umm, here..hellooooo..HERE!
Oh my God..I mean, ME..
The learner driver forgot to turn the wheel..
Sorry about that God, she's just a little nervous.
S'ok..just as well I had my seat-belt on!

 

by fieryarrow
3-03-06
Free7bek?
Yesssirreeeeeee, that's me!!
Tokin?
Yesssirreeeeeee, that's me!!
Any other IDs you use?
How long have you got?

 

by fieryarrow
3-03-06
Boong!!!!!!!!!!!111
Racist!
Abo!!!!!!!!!111
Racist!
I hate you!!!!!!!!!!111
Flattery will get you nowhere!

 

by fieryarrow
4-13-06
Burn in hell, bastard!
gulp...
Poof!
oooochy-wow-wow..hot...hot..hottttttt!!
Arsehole!
Ouch.

 

by fieryarrow
4-13-06

 

by fieryarrow
4-13-06
Kala..all's good..we're just going through a little turbulence..please come out from under the seat.
No!
Look at me..do I look like I'm afraid?? The plane is not going to crash..the pilot said as much.
You're crazy..he said the plane is failing to maintain altitude..what do you think that means????
Ok Ok..sure we're not as high as we should be, buy it's no big deal..happens all the time..c'mon..come out from under the seat.
No!

 

by fieryarrow
4-13-06
Kala?
Don't go..

 

by fieryarrow
4-13-06
Forward ho!
Lead on
Give 'em hell 54
Hassar!
Uh-oh.
The war's the other way, General Rat!

 

by fieryarrow
4-15-06
What..you didn't like your Easter eggs I left you????
Nope..
Fine, then maybe you'd prefer...
THIS!
Oh shit!

 

by fieryarrow
4-15-06
Hey, Bunny!
Huh?
LOL..I'm stuck on two freaking poses..left, right, left, right...hell at least you got an axe and blood!

 

by fieryarrow
4-15-06
Kala, this is not a sin bin!
It's the closest thing to an "enclosed space" I could find in props..lol!
Piggsy, excuse me, that is NOT the door knob! C'mon Kala, let us out of here!!
Nope.
Please let is out..C_I has all his animals in here..and it smells!
Easy solution..all hold your breath!! Hee hee!

 

by fieryarrow
4-15-06
Ok..I'll bite..why are we under the sea?
Told ya..we're looking for Easter eggs...
I can't believe I'm falling for this line..
And who knows..maybe we'll see a fish.. or two..
I hate fish!
Ok..ok..we look for eggs..no fish..

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
What?
Errr...
What are you looking at???
I'm sorry...
...some jokester said breasts were back...guess you haven't received your memo yet..huh? I suppose a lil jiggle is out of the question?
Where's that bloody kangaroo, I wanna borrow his gun!

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
Alrighty then..what would you like?
Water!
C'mon Kala...loosen up a lil will ya?
Okkkkk.....I'll have some ice too..um..thanks!
It's gonna be a long night.
I suck at this dating stuff.

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
Hello adopted Granddaughter
Hi adopted Gran.
Do you have a man yet?
Nope!
There are plenty of fish in the sea and somewhere, there's a lil fishy for you!
Yeah..yeah..I know, fish have feelings, but like, who cares!

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
Hello adopted Granddaughter
Hi adopted Gran.
Do you have a man yet?
Nope!
There are plenty of fish in the sea and somewhere, there's a lil fishy for you!
Yeah..yeah..I know, fish have feelings, but like, who cares!

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
Stupid Computer!
Sent the same pic twice..
Technology sux!

 

by fieryarrow
4-17-06
I feel sick..ughhhh
Kala flops into bed...then switch the light off while continuing to moan and groan.
blarrrrrrrggghhh
I never want to eat another chocolate ANYTHING ever. ever ever again! Kill the Easter Bunny..kill..kill..*puke*!

 

pssssttttt...Kala...log yourself out...
Oh shit
by fieryarrow, 4-18-06

 

by fieryarrow
4-19-06
If I had nuts as big as your boobs, I'd die a happy squirrel!
You lil shit...
Uh-ohhhhhh!

 

by fieryarrow
4-19-06
Kala...make a wish..
Wishes are for fools...
C'mon...humour me..
Ok...I wanna be a beautiful princess!
Oops..wrong spell!
WTF??

 

by fieryarrow
4-19-06
Kala????
Hi adopted Granny
What happened????
Bloody stupid fairy stuffed up on my wish!
Now adopted Granddaughter...didn't I tell you wishes are for fools?
How did I know she was gonna say that?

 

by fieryarrow
4-19-06
Like, who'd give you a nic like "Pumkin"?
Some racist, bigotted gay guy
Heh heh...trippy man!
I thought he picked that nic because he liked me...
Huh?
Now I can see he has issues with orange, short, fat objects that are mushy inside!!

 

I gotta go look for a fucking frog..or is it a prince??
by fieryarrow, 4-19-06

 

by fieryarrow
4-20-06
Kala, I've figured out the spell to change you back..
Oh I don't know, I'm kinda getting used to be a pumkin.
CONFUCIAMUS NAVIGAMUS!!
Oh shit!
Some bloody fairy Godmother you're turning out to be!

 

by fieryarrow
4-23-06
Kalaaaaaaaa !

 

by fieryarrow
4-23-06
Kalaaaaaaaaa !

 

by fieryarrow
4-23-06
Kaaaaaaaaaaalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

 

by fieryarrow
4-23-06
I wanna marry a virgin.
Why?
I want everything to be special for my new, unspoiled wife.
Bullshit..you just don't want criticsm!!
Bitch!
Hahahahahaha...catch me if you can!

 

by fieryarrow
4-24-06
Kala belts out a tune...very badly!
Ohhhhh...I wanna robot man to hold me tight, one that I can count on every single night.
Still trying to sing...
He wouldn't run around like other guys, I wouldn't have to listen to his alibis..woh woh wohhh
Oh...
Heh..You Sang!

 

by fieryarrow
4-24-06
Hah...I bet y'all thought I forgot to logout again, didn't ya??

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