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| Hi Brian, did you manage to get all that gravy off your sister's hairdryer? | |
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| No, the daft cow had taken it to the supermarket to see if she could swap it for some Algerian salami. | |
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| Oh no! Did she not mind that you'd been using it to scour the back of the weasel in the upstairs lavatory? | |
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| I didn't tell her THAT! I just told her a cow broke into the house and used it to make biscuits. | |
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| Ha ha! You come up with such strange things Brian! Let's go and throw magnets at pigeons! | |
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| Okay! I'll just nip home and get the sprouts! | |
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