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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC231: My rise to power

by fpd
2-01-04

I was a poor citizen of Iraq, formerly led by an oppressive panty-smear named Saddam Hussein.


	Hey Satan, let's fuck!


	Not now, Saddam. All our fucking has put me behind schedule on my torturing.

Iraq was full of oil, but George W. Bush, president of the United States, coveted that oil.


	Yeehah! I'm going to become oil baron of the world! And I'm going to get Saddam!


	Is that a quote, Mr. President?

So, the USA, with its vastly more powerful force, bombed the crap out of us. Our borders became like sieves and violent ass-piles from all over the world moved in blowing up everything.


	This is not what I had planned. What will we do now?


	Let Akbar rule. His niece gave good head in Houston.

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