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| Did you hear why Archie Andrews sings "sugar sugar" instead of just "sugar"? He sings it once for each wife. | |
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| Archie, do you take both Betty and Veronica to be your unlawfully wedded wives? | |
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| I do, I do! And I have a special vow for both my candy girls. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night! | |
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| Why, if it isn't Betty Cooper Andrews, one of Archie's two wives. Why'd you do it, Betty? Why'd you marry a bigamist? | |
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| He wasn't a bigamist before I married him. He was always such a good, clean cut, Mormon boy. | |
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