CC 271: On TV

Author: fpd

Date: January 1, 2005

by fpd
1-01-05
Did you hear why Archie Andrews sings "sugar sugar" instead of just "sugar"? He sings it once for each wife.
Archie, do you take both Betty and Veronica to be your unlawfully wedded wives?
I do, I do! And I have a special vow for both my candy girls. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
Why, if it isn't Betty Cooper Andrews, one of Archie's two wives. Why'd you do it, Betty? Why'd you marry a bigamist?
He wasn't a bigamist before I married him. He was always such a good, clean cut, Mormon boy.