You're listening to Cat Smell on Cats to Cats AM. Let's take a call from the 2006 predictions line.
Hi Mr. Smell. It's a great honor to talk to you. Some said the world would end in 2000, and some say it will end in 2012. I would like to offer the compromise position that it will end in 2006.
That's very interesting, caller. And how do you think the world will end?
It will end with a period.
A period? A period of what?
Like a woman's period. You know that women lose iron when they have periods. Well, ol' Mother Earth is going to spew the whole iron core out a giant volcano in the South Pole.
