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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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FTC87: For the Puppies

by fpd
6-09-06


	Why did the cannibal cross the road?


	This had better be a good one, neighbor, or that box of puppies is going to die.


	He saw a tasty dish, and he wanted to ask her to dinner.


	Don't you mean he wanted to have her for dinner?


	Okay, mister, I've had enough of your "I'm not a cannibal and I'm so perfect" attitude. Cannibals like to go on dates too, you know. We like women just as much as the next guy.


	Think about the puppies, man, the puppies! This is no time to lose control! Go on, now, say something funny before it's too late!

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