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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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by fpd
6-17-06
It's great that you have all these products that can help me smell and taste like a smoker. But what about looking like one? How will I get my teeth yellow, for instance?
That's not a problem with our new AquaStale yellowing toothpaste! It will yellow your teeth and leave you with a stale tobacco aftertaste!
But what about wrinkles? Smoking makes you look older faster, and I still look like I'm in my 20s.
With Nicotina Free Radical wrinkle cream, a special blend of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide, you'll be oxygenating your face into old age in no time.
And what about my voice? How can I get that sexy scratchy voice that so many smokers have?
With our Hacks cough drops, you'll quickly be hacking and coughing your way to that sexy voice in no time! Within weeks, you'll sound like you've been smoking for years!
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