CC325: Death and his Horse

Author: fpd

Date: June 23, 2006

by fpd
6-23-06
Hi, I'm Death, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, yadda, yadda, yadda. Have you seen my horse around here?
You? You're the one who has caused all this devastation? There's only one thing I want to say to you, man, one thing. Fu --- aggh!
Sodding wanker! Do you think I would let anyone talk to me like that? Now where did my horse go?
There you are! What have you been up to?
I met a fine filly who wanted to make sweet tender love with us, and I knew you'd just kill her. So I said "#&%$ Death!" and let her take me on a wild ride of passion.