CC453: The power of positive thinking vs. whatever

Author: fpd

Date: June 18, 2010

by fpd
6-18-10
We won! We won this contest, all thanks to me, the greatest one-note character of all time! Me, all thanks to me, me, me!!!!!
So? What is one contest in the struggle for life? We win some, we lose some, and then we die.
Me! I did it! I amazed what's-his-face, the guy who started this contest, with my sheer and total awesomeness!
So what? That just means you won't be able to win the next contest.
Aren't you at all happy to be teamed up in this contest with someone as awesome as me?! Without me, where would you be? You should be kissing my feet, you ungrateful toad!
So what if we won? It's just one small victory in a sea of losses, surrounded by an eternity of nothingness on all sides. Win or lose, it makes no difference at all.