CC454: She loves me, she loves me not

Author: fpd

Date: June 27, 2010

by fpd
6-27-10
In however many years, the Governor will be dead, and he will be where he belongs, in Hell, where he will be tormented by big nad-faced demons, and proactive ones, not just passive-aggressive ones.
Are you saying that the Governor is the moral equivalent of the Pope by paraphrasing Sabina Guzzanti's criticism of him?
Worse. The Pope is repressing people who are not me, for I am not gay, but the Governor had the audacity to favor a nad-faced idiot over me, the greatest one-note character ever.
But aren't you in love with yourself? Doesn't that make you gay by virtue of being the same sex as your true love?
You're right. I am so gay for myself. But I'm not gay. I want all handsome men to service me. But I'm so gay for myself. But I'm not gay. And oh I love myself so much! I want me to have my own babies!
And that's how to make a one-note character's mind juggle.