CC454: The Obscenity that is Nads Malone

Author: fpd

Date: June 27, 2010

by fpd
6-27-10
Well, I lost the previous contest, and without the purpose that being a one-note character gave me, life is feeling pretty meaningless. Could things get any worse?
HEYYYY JOHN LAW! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!
You're going down! Hands behind your head! I'm arresting you for indecent exposure!
I CAN JUGGLE 'EM TOO. WANNA SEE?
HEAVENS, NO! It's bad enough to lose to the likes of you! Do not make things worse by making me witness such OBSCENITY!!!
NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME! AND WATCH 'EM FLY!