CC491: A Black and White Sunday

Author: fpd

Date: November 26, 2011

by fpd
11-26-11
Hallelujah! I was blind but now I see!
Something smells fishy here. I thought with nine eyes you would surely see something!
I wouldn't know. I don't have a nose. Anyway, I read the Bible and it opened my eyes.
So you read it with your eyes closed, and then it opened your eyes? Did you read it in braille and get faith-healed?
No, I read it in ignorance and got enlightened! I never realized before how much brutality and nonsense that book is filled with!
STFU! If you're not with Jesus, you're against him. It says so in the Bible!