CC497: The End of Robotic Vampire Romance

Author: fpd

Date: February 16, 2012

by fpd
2-16-12
Oh my Jobs, Galatea! What has happened? Did your other suitor try to take spare parts from you?
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As Jobs is my witness, I will track him down and make him pay for what he has done to you!
No, it really isn't that. It's a robo-venereal virus.
Thank Jobs we never had robo-sex!
About that. We actually did it wirelessly. So you better run a system check just in case.