CC96: Santa's Tech Support Line

Author: fpd

Date: January 29, 2002

by fpd
1-29-02
North Pole Tech Support. What's the problem?
Yes, the death ray Santa left me isn't working.
It's just a toy death ray.
Well, then, shouldn't it kill toys? It doesn't even affect them.
I mean the death ray is a toy, not a real ray gun.
Dammit! I asked Santa for a real death ray! How does Santa expect me to maintain my faith in Christianity if he won't deliver what I ask for?