CC97: Evil Clown Burgers

Author: fpd

Date: February 3, 2002

by fpd
2-03-02
Come to Evil Clown Burgers for the beefiest burgers around.
How beefy are your burgers, Mr. Clown?
We guarantee that every burger is made from beef-fed cows. Instead of grazing on icky grass, our cows dine on Evil Clown burgers.
Wow, that is so kind and humane. Why would anyone want to eat grass when they can eat burgers? And what's beefier than beef-fed beef?
I got Creutzfeldt Jacobs Disease from eating Evil Clown burgers. My brain is turning into a sponge.
Ha, ha! Look, kids, its Mad Rabbit, the burger-loving bunny.