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I have won CC84, CC90, CC105, WW29, WW32, ICC22, OPC20, CC328, CC389, and CC440. I enjoy lampoon and parody. I have especially enjoyed the first 23 issues of Mad which I have as large hardcover reprints. I regularly read Sinfest, Non Sequitur, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Monty (formerly Robotman), Lio, Diesel Sweeties, We the Robots, Boy on a Stick and Slither, Basic Instructions and some others. I'm also a fan of such discontinued strips as Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side, Bloom County, Outland, Opus, Pogo, and Krazy Kat.

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CC101: Bitch Trial, part 1

by fpd
2-23-02

The prosecution begins the case of the People vs. Ladyjdotnet.


	I intend to prove that Ladyjdotnet murdered Kevin Keegans Perm through the use of bitchcraft, the ancient distaff art of harming a man by verbally cursing him.


	I call as my first witness Boorite, life partner of the deceased. Tell us, in your own words, how LadyJ murdered Kevin.


	Objection! The prosecutor's question presumes the guilt of my client.


	It is guilty until proven innocent, n'est pas?


	That's not how it works in America. Objection carries. Rephrase your question.

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