Marcus Jive, Minority Relations Secretary, 2041-48.
Back in 2040, when Booby McAleister was running for President, Communism was ancient history. The Cold War had ended when the Berlin Wall fell.
And Red China had given up Communism when it merged with Wal*Mart. We had even ended the Crusades by forcing democracy on the middle east.
We thought the world was safe.
But soon after President McAleister came to office, he was faced with the most terrible threat to American freedom yet.
Over the years, the gays had been converting people with shows like Queer Eye. With a militia made of gays barred from the U.S. military, they attacked Las Vegas, the American marriage capital.
The threat was twofold. Within a few generations, their victory could depopulate America. But even worse, God might go Sodom and Gommorah on us if they won. It was up to Booby to decide what to do.
