Booby, I don't think you should see Dexx anymore. He's really too old for you.
But, Mom, as a Sociology professor, you must surely acknowledge the cultural relativity of your own social mores.
Dexx, you're sick and demented. I mean it takes a real weirdo to like someone as jerky as my little brother. And you're too old too. So stay away from him.
Oooh, I'll bet you're just jealous, Joke, because he likes me better than you.
I hate you, Joke. You told Dexx to stay away from me, and now it's all your fault that I found him stripping with another boy.
Believe me, Booby, I did you a favor. In 35 years or so, you'll look back on this moment and thank your lucky stars I saved you from a serious political scandal.
