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One small step for a LAN, one giant heap on the credit card by fragbait 10-27-02
new IE7 assistant spots an impending LAN You seem to be ordering a lot of stuff off the internet? hmmmm Lan, credit cards.. must get new gear..	I think you need a shuttle! Sod that, lets eat this pie..hmm yumm	Order complete! NOOOO!!!!

 

Goodmans roxors by fragbait 1-10-03
a moment in History.... gurble sqwuak fuzz mumble L33T new goodmans TV for the bedroom!	CracKle pop Fizzz erm.. this isnt good..

 

World Class Engineers by the Sea.... by fragbait 1-11-03
New employee introduction.. Hey i hear our new RF Engineer rox ! I must go and see him..	Canteen.... Hi, your the new RF guy!, hope ure better than our old one !! yes i reckon i could get an ECC88 or two in there at a squeeze..hmm.....	Deja vu? -?- Hello, i'm the new RF guy, names tyrano rex.. tell me, do you think we should use a triode or pentode in this new product?

 

The Secret life of gothmog..... by fragbait 1-13-03
Tuesday on IRC..... [pionir] Already for the projector session on Saturday? [Gothmog] Yeah, we'll play some PS2, watch so DVDs and laugh at Fragbait.. that ok?	Films & games are over..Saturday evening... Well that was leet, Time for me to go out clubbing now down town but you can't come..ok..? hmm why can't i go down town with him... odd... must be an ugly minger he's trying to hide from me...	Later on in the Club.... hi gothgimp, wanna pop out the back for a good whipping again! Only if you do that thing with your beak again bitch!

 

Smash the state - on the move by fragbait 1-14-03
a state supported flat somwhere... The west is corrupt, evil corporations are exploiting me!..claiming dole will bring down the mighty empire!! , the secret peoples mind control radiation will become useless against me! Eastern countries like Thailand are far better..at least there i can get a shag from a grateful woman who will slave over me. Down with democracy!	Off to the airport...Flight to Thailand.. No more will i need to live with the oppressive state!! and put up with the non believers in IRC Soon i will be in the land of the free with green fields and fluffy bunnies where everybody co-exists in a utopian environment.	The Arrival.... you wil be my partner in an equi submissive relationship.. and we will live happily ever after ! you.. have.. money?...me love you... long time..

 

post traumatic tescos by fragbait 1-16-03
A trip to the supermarket hmm.. ham.. cheese.. wheres the deli counter..	At the Deli counter.... damn queues FFS! Do you like my SHOPPING BASKET!!	:} WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HE HE HAA HAAAAA!!

 

For some things in life there's mastercard.. by fragbait 1-29-03
there's..... Projector - £1500 .... Screen - £300 .....	and .... Long S-video cable .. Cheap.. Budget DVI cable.. bargain..	but not! Using Bellwire as video cable instead of an RGB to S-video converter... Priceless! Cheapskate!!!

 

Rest in peace.. by fragbait 1-31-03
insomnia strikes.. [irc] yadda yadda Time to create a witty cartoon.. who needs sleep!..	Yawn....... [irc] night all I know, i'll do an awful morcambe and wise joke..	ZZZzzzzz... ZZzzzz... ZZZzzzzz......

 

XcrementPee gets a lame defence.. by fragbait 2-03-03
Reasoned argument... So.. whats so good about XP then? Well..its got.. an improved COM broker and some pretty pictures and big round shiny buttons that flash..	the panel... hey!, leave me out of this, i'm asleep XP users drink white wine btw	no more time for teletubbies.. Go on, say XP again mutha fukka, i double dare you! *** Krunch|Vodka (~krunchy@m57-mp1.cvx1-a.bri.dial.ntli.net) Quit (XP rocks .. hah the last word ;))

 

NTL claim another broadband victim by fragbait 2-10-03
NUT reaches critical stress FFS! No work! No car! No Food!, a manic control freak Yank GF!, Psycho Neighbours! ARGHHH its too much..can't..take..any..more	ooops http://www.dont-pay-ntl.co.uk/ .... "NTL to limit users to 1GB maximum a day for broadband users" AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!	:} [fragbait] could be worse NUT, you could be on ISDN like me.. .

 

Originality by fragbait 2-12-03
black pot	kettle spoon	spoon??? la la laaa

 

Leading edge technologists in their field by fragbait 2-12-03
16:9 4:3	DVD Laserdisc	Superbit - progressive scan SVHS

 

Its the way i tell 'em by fragbait 2-13-03
another day on IRC i have a very unnecessary cartoon ready to go....i can't bring myself to do it though nothing stopped you before ;)	Trollbait shoots... nah, it really is petty.....it's more petty than your efforts :) that is really petty.....but dont let it stop you..	Trollbait scores!! it also appears not to be remotely funny either :/ that never stopped you before either :)

 

Broadband - Where no man has gone before... by fragbait 2-15-03
Ooooh - Break out the Pies! Woo Hoo!! And Finally.. BT Wholesale announe they are going to increase their line limits to 60dB, thereby enabling more people to have broadband..	Nooooooo!! ......... A spokesman for BT wholesale added... "This new limit will apply to all BT exchanges except for the Bognor Regis exchange due to waterlogged lines"	ISDN Forever more :( WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

 

How to be unfunny #1 by fragbait 2-19-03
this seems somehow familiar Often being funny is just a case of picking on somebody with a recurring trait and making cartoons about it Yep, and if they get upset and return fire with a lame cartoon, it makes it double the value.		The quotes come thick and fast.. LASERDISC ROOLZ SVHS is DVD res :p only if they're hutchinsons! <Gothmog> LOL <fragbait> LOL <Fro> Heh

 

the new frontier by fragbait 3-13-03
leading edge new role welcome to your new project.. more design work then pie boy ?	oh.... hmm.. dynamic RF team .. yeah! You must be the contractor, welcome to the RF design team..	Arggggggggggggg! Please make it stop.. no more dinosaurs.. ha ha haaaa

 

american psycho by fragbait 3-25-03
The AXE falls again die under my axe strange 80s person. ARGHHH!!!GURGLE!!..	back in the office hows it going wallstreet colleague type? hey what do you think of my new business cards.!	moral: never upstage an 80's psycho guy with the quality of your business card.. 'Vice President' hmm Its .. Ivory with gold emboss...!! Waaaaah!!

 

Nothing to do with Iraq by fragbait 3-28-03
Another busy day on Lotus Sametime (tm)... Hey , you should get out more and meet real people.. go.. out..side !!! but IRC is my life!!	later at the coffee machine.. But going out means pubs which means f00d and cider and you get to take the piss out of work colleagues past and present!! hmmm....	at a pub later somewhere.. ...so waddya think of the outside world? f00d 2 for £5 .. Cider £2 .. taking the piss just like the old days.. priceless :)

 

ADSL - the new frontier by fragbait 7-25-03
And then it began... !!!! your ADSL login name and password details are in the attached PDF File	hey frag.. I've got ADSL!, can i borrow your router :) .. .. .	He took that well bastard...

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KissMyAxe&ID=117 by fragbait 8-31-03
Welcome to GasMan Warz.. [20:29] Blobbo: is he really a gas engineer? [20:37] fester: point of debate really oi shuddit u	the truth is out there at least i never set fire to peoples houses.. i only set one house ablaze.. no.. 2 err.. maybe 3	we can sleep safe again... wp gg thx bye :)

 

the argument that made no sense (sprogbait) by fragbait 4-20-05
forums are way better than irc no they aint i'll prove it	u proved nothing i know i dont have a computer thats why irc rocks	u know what this feels like were in a strip cartoon this background gives it away

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