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by fredfredrickson
11-28-01
Another day in the park...
My life sucks!
Why do you say that?
Nobody understands me! I say things, and people act like I am speaking gibberish!
What?
Everybody's a fucking comedian!
Heh heh...

 

by fredfredrickson
11-30-01
Another day outside the rest home...
Hey there old boy, what seems to be the trouble?
I don't rightly know! I was tryin' to find something, but now I can't remember what it was! I think it had somethin' to do with this woman I met yesterday...
"She was all dressed up...a real looker, that one was! An' she was into me, woweee! That was one helluva night! I'll never forget it!"
So you wanna go back to your place and fool around, old man?
Hot-diggety-dog!
...But then she wanted me to pay for the whole thing... And I had to sell my shirt to raise funds... Maybe it was my shirt that I was lookin' for...?
I had that same problem a few years back...WITH MY WIFE!

 

by fredfredrickson
12-31-01
So tell me what it is like, being a psychopathic maiming stick-man...
It's not easy, I'll say that.
I've been trashed by some of my would-be victims, and devasted by my overactive conscience...
As soon as I can feel my legs again, I'm getting out of here!
What have I done?!?
So do you enjoy all of that or what?
Er... I guess it all just depends on who I am maiming at the time!

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